LAZY SPRING COMPILATION......

Getting lazier and lazier each day to the extent that i'm too lazy to log in and update....

Creepy Christmas Dinner Tales 18 Dec 2010

Once upon a time, a witch decided to cook up a feast and invited
all the villagers.....




















The starving villagers grabbed for the food, but alas, it is
the survival of the fittest.....

The round ones get rounder and the skinny ones get skinnier.....

Javin swoops in on the turkey leg, devouring it, oblivious to his surroundings as
he tries to gulp it down with Sprite.

At the other spectrum, Ms Skinny wannabe is carefully
savouring her herbivorous meal....


Not knowing her fate, that all herbivores end up being
food for the rest......

We will miss you, Valerie...

More Macaroni and cheese for Javier and Javin......
Yes, they are running for the Gretel and Hansel awards 2010.

At the end of the feast, the witch captured all the fattened kids,
leaving only the skinniest one behind.

Who proclaimed himself king of the barren lands and lived happily
ever after.

THE END

20 DEC 2010

NEWS HEADLINES:

THE CROUCHING TIGER INVADES HOME OF HIDDEN DRAGON

Yet another trip to Malaysia

YET ANOTHER HOME INVASION....

By gaga aliens with chopsticks in their hair.......

And birds swooping down to make a nest....

Oh the horror!!!!

The indiscriminate monster who will eat and drink ANYTHING.

(Even the bowl of "soup" for people to wash their hands in which he did before drinking)

His brain must have been programmed according to this logic...

1.  Grab whatever on the table.

2.  Put in mouth and swallow.

3.  After a few minutes ....
4.  Taste.

5.  Think.

6.  Puke.

Yes, we still know its you Javier......... :)

Chinese New Year Pics

And after eating all the food,.......

Javin's face has swollen to 4 times the size of Javier's!!!!!!

Jap food....

And the world's smallest portion of a serving of fried rice... EVER.